MADDOX JACK CURDLE

Bush betrays his office daily
Hiding crimes behind misspeaks
Army recruitment should start in preschool

White House press guy now he's not
You go to war though it is wrong
Don Davis's Pentagon Source Reveals Administration's Plans To Invade Sy Hersh

Don Davis's Hu Cares About The Falun Gong
Steve Bates' Modern Major Something
Scalia's Stability Revisited by Madeleine Begun

Have you listened to the Dixie Chicks' latest?
Henry Waxman sent an excellent letter to our Leaker-In-Chief
Press Nullification.

Daniel Henninger's latest Opinion Journal column's a doozy
Supreme Court humor is here
And it's driving our seniors to drugs

Now cowardly Dems are nonplussed.
It's a gift to insurance co thugs
It's time for that pic to be seen

Most are cow'ring on the Hill.
It seems poor Dan's offended by the language used on blogs,
citing as examples
MySpace
the Huffington Post
and
the Daily Kos.

When they want to skirt the issues
They just launch a hate campaign
Your battle's gone on way too long
That's the GOP refrain.

Putting aside the odd juxtaposition of My Space with Huffington and Kos,
did you notice anything missing in that list?

Bush is just as dismal
Jack's pled guilty and he'll have his say
Josh Marshall wants to know if anyone's crazy enough to work for the White House

Now he's just a goner
Dubya answers
no
no
no
Andy and Josh deserves some limericks too,
don't you think?